April 2010
4 posts
All it takes is one bad day to reduce the sanest man alive to lunacy. That’s how far the world is from where I am. JUST ONE BAD DAY.
Punched a million holes in a door and saved a guy’s life last night. Awesome.
Don’t mock my world turtle!
Fuckin’ Midichlorians, how do THEY work?
March 2010
0 posts
Warning: The enema you are about to enjoy is extremely hot.
February 2010
8 posts
Uh, hello, airplanes? Yeah, it’s blimps. You win. Bye!
RT @michaelianblack: “Everything I do, I do it for you.” Even take a shit, Bryan Adams? Even take a SHIT?
I just downloaded ‘Begging For Mercy’ from Bullet For My Valentine’s (@bfmvofficial) new album ‘Fever’ for FREE! http://mblx.us/bfmv
Did you know I’m riding this horse backwards?
I am Andrew, king of self-cockblocking!
The only thing beyond the reach of my fists is humanity.
Oh god! Why would you be 400 pounds and not wear panties?!
January 2010
3 posts
I am a conduit for the rage and bloodlust of my people.
Mass Effect 2 is the best game of all time. Deal with it.
The sap is definitely rising!