Hairway to Stevens

All it takes is one bad day to reduce the sanest man alive to lunacy. That’s how far the world is from where I am. JUST ONE BAD DAY.

Punched a million holes in a door and saved a guy’s life last night. Awesome.

Don’t mock my world turtle!

Fuckin’ Midichlorians, how do THEY work?

Warning: The enema you are about to enjoy is extremely hot.

Uh, hello, airplanes? Yeah, it’s blimps. You win. Bye!

RT @michaelianblack: “Everything I do, I do it for you.” Even take a shit, Bryan Adams? Even take a SHIT?

I just downloaded ‘Begging For Mercy’ from Bullet For My Valentine’s (@bfmvofficial) new album ‘Fever’ for FREE! http://mblx.us/bfmv

Did you know I’m riding this horse backwards?

I am Andrew, king of self-cockblocking!

The only thing beyond the reach of my fists is humanity.

Oh god! Why would you be 400 pounds and not wear panties?!

I am a conduit for the rage and bloodlust of my people.

Mass Effect 2 is the best game of all time. Deal with it.

The sap is definitely rising!